Quiche

This is Quiche D'nab-Nogaw. She is thirty eight. Yes, she knows she looks like she's twelve- everyone in her world looks like they're twelve. Some time ago, she wanted a boyfriend, but all the boys she knew dressed and acted too much like girls for her to be interested- in fact, every boy in her society dresses and acts like girls. No one besides her ever seems to find anything wrong with their world. Distressed and feeling angsty that she was the only person who thought women should have boobs and men should not wear skirts, Quiche became a shut in for many years, staying mostly on the internet, that is, until a few days ago when she woke up to find her eyes had turned red and a snake was growing out of her tailbone. Again, this is fairly common for her society- red eyes and snaketails are actually considered quite fashionable. Unfortunately for Quiche, the snake had to be fed fish or else it would bite her in the leg, and she would die. For any normal person, this wouldn't be a problem because fishing is a pastime everyone in this world enjoys, but for Quiche- it meant she had to leave the comfort of her home and actually interact with people at the lakeside. So that's where she is now! Try not to be offended if she comes across as sarcastic or mean- she really is just a shy and socially-awkward chick after so many years living alone and has a very bad habit of saying the wrong thing at all the wrong times. Deep down, past her inelegant outside, she truly is a sweet person who has always wondered what it would be like to have a friend. Yay. Enjoy